BITE ME ALIEN BOY!
darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

uglybusiness:

Without animation: [x]

uglybusiness:

Without animation: [x]

wakeupandsmellthecoffin:

One time around Christmas these kids played knock off ginger on our house, and I opened the door instantly so the kid at the door panicked and started Christmas carolling

Happy 43rd Birthday, David Tennant! (April 18th, 1971)

dont:

wanna:

be:

an

american

idiot

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

don-gately:

onthelosingside:

Aborted Confessions One:

Sherlock loves youuu-calyptus trees.

Always reblog the youcalyptus love.

cumbermums:

iamyourblooddealer:

… and now he has a scar on his forehead.

Bless his heart x

ihaveacleverfandomurl:

soothsayer-in-a-teacup:

Do you ever get a craving for a specific book? You want the taste of that narrative, you want to visit that world, see those characters again.

*adds to list of things everyone but my mother seems to understand*

Avengers -> minimalist
dynamics-of-an-asteroid:

dovahchickuniverse:

I’m not sorry


"Good morning, gorgeous."

dynamics-of-an-asteroid:

dovahchickuniverse:

I’m not sorry

"Good morning, gorgeous."