rowena: i'm looking over the plans

godric: yeah

rowena: what's this weird series of rooms accessible only by a hatch in a room on the right hand side of the third floor corridor

godric: oh that's for if we ever need to hide a priceless artifact for some reason

rowena: why would we hide a priceless artifact in a school

godric: safest place

rowena: fucking is it though?? there's a giant snake somewhere

[in the distance]

salazar: there's no snake you are wrong stop being wrong

hp harry potter hogwarts founders

Kristoff to his future son

Kristoff: Sven, you were named after the bravest--

Sven: Dad, you named me after a reindeer.

Kristoff: Yes.

Sven: I'm second in line to the throne of Arendelle and I'm named after a reindeer.



Kristoff: Yes.





there are three levels to tumblr friendships:

1. super nice messages

2. slightly wierd messages

3. messages with the entirety of bohemian rhapsody lyrics and messages at 4am saying things like “what if you woke up and u were a chicken”

If you are looking to move from level 1 to level 2 or level 2 to level 3, CONSIDER THIS YOUR INVITATION.

If u are looking to going straight to level three with me my ask is wide open

(Source: rose-lalame, via psychoticjaeger)

yep i haven't recieved an ask in months go ahead any day