BITE ME ALIEN BOY!

gadree:

FGC: 2/5 male characters

» Jɪᴍ ᴍᴏʀɪᴀʀᴛʏ

pussypoppinhannstand:

when you realize we all turned into squidward

bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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Nobody said it was easy
It’s such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it would be this hard
Oh, take me back to the start.

demon: i possessed you
me: get the fuck out
demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

alextimmons:

poco-loki:

thecorruptedquietone:

prongsmydeer:

Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable. 

#and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in fact they are not even attracted to the doctor

so basically we want Donna back

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whoredinarygirl:

when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
my sister tried killing me in the womb

dizzysdomain:

shoona:

If you are having a bad night here is a drawing if a snake wearing a boot

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wir-sind-die-sweagar:

ooh-armin:

Shingeki no Kyojin OVA 2 DVD Cover | Shiganshina Trio. (▰˘◡˘▰)

I Don’t Give A Fuck Squad

wir-sind-die-sweagar:

ooh-armin:

Shingeki no Kyojin OVA 2 DVD Cover | Shiganshina Trio. (▰˘◡˘▰)

I Don’t Give A Fuck Squad

How do people end up in relationship after relationship after relationship and I can’t find a single person to even find me remotely interesting for a solid ten seconds? 

i-am-greg-lestrade:

fordeisbored:

don-gately:

cumberbear:

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There is no escape from this. 

….. fuck.

NO

GOD DAMN IT